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Fall 2018 Executive Bios

Hello Everyone,

Biarki here, your current Vice-President Communications. As we don’t have a news letter this semester (due to the lack of a Chief Newsletter Editor) but we still enjoy writing these bios for each other. These bios a semi-factual and some creative liberates may have been taken.

So without further ado,
Enjoy,
Biarki Weeks
VP Comms, Stream A

NathanLawko

Nathan Lawko (President)

You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Nathan Lawko.

He’s following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He’s gaining on you.
Nathan Lawko.

You’re looking for your car,
But you’re all turned around.
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s blood on his face!
My god, there’s blood everywhere!

Running for your life
(From Nathan Lawko.)
He’s brandishing a knife.
(It’s Nathan Lawko.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Nathan Lawko.
Living in the woods,
(Nathan Lawko.)
Killing for sport,
(Nathan Lawko.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Nathan Lawko.

Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.…

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CFES Conference in Diversity in Engineering

Hello Engineers,

The Canadian Federation of Engineering Students is having their annual Conference in Diversity in Engineering (CDE) in Toronto, ON, on November 9-12 2018. The conference aims to create a positive and inclusive environment among both engineering students and professionals, by developing knowledge on the perspectives of those in engineering through various workshops and seminars.

Further information can be found here: http://cfes.ca/cde

If you are interested in being part of the delegation sent to the conference, please complete the application below by the deadline on October 5th, 2018 at 11:59 PST.

Register here: https://goo.gl/forms/Xtgo7NjcIJMGb5ty1 …

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First Meeting of the Semester

Hello all,

We had a our first weekly meeting of the semester last week. Here are the minutes from that meeting for your perusal.

Just as a reminder meetings are Mondays at 6pm in ELW 206.

See you there,
Viktor Viking

ESS Weekly Meeting – Sept. 24

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